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    作者：起个笔名还真费事

    A Soldier's Brilliant Idea

    Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it. 

    When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.

    Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.

    英语诙谐：战士坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招

    因为生意方面的事，罗宾逊西席得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决议坐飞机。乘机旅游时，他喜好靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就探求一个靠窗的座位。他发明只要一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名流兵。令罗宾逊西席烦闷的是，这位战士没有坐靠窗的地位。罗宾逊西席不论那些，他马上径直朝谁人空座位走往。

    但是，比及了那边，他瞥见座位上有则缘由，是用钢笔写的：“为连结装载平衡，特预设该地位，感谢互助。”罗宾逊西席还向来没有在飞机上见过如斯不合平常的缘由。不外，他想飞机上一定装了什么分外重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的地位。

    又有两三个搭客试图坐在谁人战士旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则缘由就走开了。当快满座时，一位极度美丽的密斯仓促走进机舱。不断在留意进舱搭客的谁人战士赶快拿失落他阁下空座位上的缘由。战士用这种办法，乐成地找到了一位密斯一同作伴。

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